"Crikey! Here we are in the wilds of Tempe, Arizona, near a remote watering hole--an' over here we've got two specimens of the local Skankii on parade! Look at those bloody talons! You can lit'rally tell their ages by the mix of colors and length of silicon glued to their nat'ral fingatips! An' over here we've got Rankasaurus rex--just look at 'im! Such a fine-lookin' fella. Look at 'is teeth, how they hide real nice until he lashes out at prey--which just happens to be the loud, inescapable Skankiis! Oh, yeah, you don't wanna mess with the Rankasaurus, dearies, he'll put ya in yer place real fast! But he's a cute li'l bugger, ain't he, till he rips yer head off! I'm Steve Irwin."
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The really sad thing is, their parents probably have an awful lot of money. You don't look like that at that age if daddy isn't financing it.
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Yup. After that, I got nothing.
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