...sometimes i think that if i were to put a purity ring on my finger it would blacken, and into it would pour all of my cruelty, my malice and my will to dominate all things...ever the ring would seek to return to the hand of its dark master...

...wait, is it still a purity ring if you wear it on your...

...if experience has taught me anything (and ( Read more... )

...sorry skip, i don't feel much like dancing right now ( Read more... )

...in the real world, one learns to be suspicious of older men showering you with gifts without asking for anything in return, mostly because the favours they feel they inevitably feel they are owed are usually sexual in nature...and i never did get to see those puppies...

...it is difficult to shake such notion in cyberspace where higher level ( Read more... )

...i consider myself a man for all seasons but i've always liked autumn the most, and it seems a shame that we don't seem to have one this year...and winter seems a frightening prospect, as i have only two dozen pairs of shoes and half of them are bright coloured suede, and thus am terribly unequipped for the snow...

...it's snowing in my apartment ( Read more... )

...but if history has taught us anything, it's that i've never been a very good cock block...i always seem to parry when i should have blocked, and block when i should have parried...then there was the time i cock blocked myself by slipping away silently before that chap could ward off his own cock block ( Read more... )

...i've always assumed that someday i'd swing by an upper scale condominium to deliver the street sign that chap and i absconded with in the wee hours after last call...no doubt by then, i'll have gone completely mad with the use of cocaine, own fifty cats, and will have had six or seven sex change operations by then ( Read more... )

...but it serves me right for renting a movie just because there is a woman in 19th century clothing riding a terodactyl on the cover...then when the moment came, i jumped up with excitement "SHE'S DOING IT, SHE'S DOING IT!" I shouted aloft, clapping my hands like a child...maybe if i hadn't been too stoned to read the subtitles, i would have known ( Read more... )

...in my experience the best time to cheat is before the game begins, but what is it that compels us to compete with each other, even when our goal is each other ( Read more... )

...it's like my old grandpappy collins used to say, you have to strike while the iron's hot...fortunately for him the jury acquitted, and yet another dangerous lunatic was free to roam the streets ( Read more... )

...there was a time when a saturday night seemed pointless without sex, then i got bored and discovered blow, then a saturday night seemed pointless without it, then it got bored with me, and now a saturday night feels pointless anyway ( Read more... )