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[jesus_thesavior]

I am applying here!!!!! uberglambitches

Sorry that I haven't updated much. I went on a crazy binge of alcohol, various party drugs, and I borrowed some hookers from Satan! Hot damn was it fun!!!!! But I paid for it. My head hurt for days and my pee-pee was rubbed raw for a while. OUCH!!!!!!

Comments

[forgottenfaith5]

Jesus...you've just replaced Peter Griffin as my new hero

[theoutlawtorn]

Jesus, will you add me as your friend?? Pwease??? I heart you!!! =)

[agent_ritalyn]

hey jesus. what's up. I just wanted you to know on Friday I went to a costume party at a bar dressed up as you. Crown of thorns and everything.

[lordganesh]

kool.. good luck..

THEY SUCK!

[popehead]

Those bitchez are not uberglam at all, those little FUCKERS!!!! Thanks for saying i was one of your favriotes, though, i kick ass, i know.

YOU ROCK, JESUS! THOSE FUCKERS SUCK!