Can-a-Diana and the Adventure of the Kleptoed Jesus
So. In March of 2003, my friends Luke, Allison, and I were on Spring Break in Niagara Falls, on the Canadian side. Staying on Clifton Hill, amongst the tourist-y craziness, we witnessed many signs advertising "Canadiana"...or as we liked to call it...Can-a-Diana.
ANYWAY. In one of these shops (which were difficult to distinguish as they are kinda like strip malls, but each store just flows into the next) there was an ABUNDANCE of religious paraphernalia, particularly of the Christian variety, most notably a huge array of nativity sets. Being a poor college student, I could not afford to purchase an entire nativity set, no matter how strong my craving to expand my Jesus collection. Unfortunately, again, each piece was not individually for sale. So, in a ironically twisted moment of chicanery, SOMEHOW a single baby Jesus made its way into my possession without that pesky exchange of currency that usually takes place. I promised Mary I'd take good care of him, and she seemed rather at ease with the prospect, so I have no remorse. He's such a happy baby, and he's one-of-a-kind.
I apologize that I don't have a digital camera (yet) or any pictures scanned (yet).
What I CAN provide, however is a FABOO link...everyone must go here and click on Lambuel with their volume up.
JESUS LOVES ME!
Click on any of the cartoons...absolutely priceless. Be sure to order your own Ruby Matrimony Thong (Will you be my husband?) or Abstinence Shorts (also available on a thong!).