Behold the awesomeness of MY Jesus action figure!
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[Basics]
Name:Diana, but a lot of people call me Pants. Or Di.
Age: 23 by barely a month.
Location: Dirty Jersey
Gender: Cherchez la femme
Eye color: silver/grey/blue
Hair color: naturally ash blonde, but rarely ever natural.
Sexual preference: I don't put boundaries on human connection. I prefer people.
[Favorites] (I am so bad w/favorites, I'm so indecisive)
Color(s): rainbows, anything in stripes
Band(s): Christ...anything from The Beatles to Lacuna Coil, Tool, Nirvana, Bowling for Soup, Oingo Boingo, Air, Beck, (old) Goo Goo Dolls, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, RATM, Gershwin, Danny Elfman scores (esp. Edward Scissorhands), Chumbawamba
Movie(s): The Princess Bride, Silence of the Lambs, American History X, The Last Unicorn, American Beauty, {Run, Lola, Run}, Fight Club, Ghost World, Edward Scissorhands, The Dark Crystal, Stigmata, The Wedding Singer, Psycho, Don Juan DeMarco, The Shawshank Redemption, Se7en, The Muppets Take Manhattan, 12 Monkeys, French Kiss, Donnie Darko, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind...I'll shut up now.
Book(s): Ok...I work in a bookstore, so bear with me...Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (Tom Stoppard), The Stranger (or anything else Camus), The poetry of Pablo Neruda, The Virgin Suicides (Jeffrey Eugenides), Animal Farm (George Orwell), A Clockwork Orange (Anthony Burgess), The Minds of Billy Milligan (Daniel Keyes), Fast Food Nation (Eric Schlosser), In Dubius Battle (John Steinbeck)
Author(s): Pablo Neruda, Chuck Palahniuk, Federico Garcia Lorca, Albert Camus, Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Howard Zinn, Douglas Coupland, George Orwell, Brett Easton Ellis, James Loewen, Roald Dahl
Food(s): Cucumber sushi rolls! TOFU! Watermelon, strawberries, smoothies that have banana in them, peanut butter, apple butter, falafel (recent discovery...yum)
Drink(s): Hot tea, iced tea, bubble tea, ruby red grapefruit juice, water
Quote: "I may not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." -Voltaire
[This or That]
Coke or Pepsi: Both are disgusting, animal testing, huge corporate giants that don't deserve my money.
Blondes or Brunettes: Purple.
Guys or Girls: Guys are easier to relate to.
Long nails or Short nails: short
Black or White: stripes!
Jesus or Buddha: You know they're both hanging out laughing at all of us.
Summer or Winter: Autumn.
Rock or Rap: Rock n roll! WYLD STALLYNS!
Movies or Music: I love movies, but I couldn't live without music.
6 or 7: 6
Misanthropist or Philanthropist: Hahahaha...I hate people.
British Literature or American Literature: Brit, Spanish, Latin American
[Random Questions]
What is your opinion of George Bush? Never has a puppet show gone so horribly wrong.
Describe your favorite outfit: T-shirt w/crazy sleeved long-sleeve shirt underneath, either plain black pants or fuzzy red leopard print pants, converse
What is your opinion of highschool? It was hectic. Too much crazy stressful studious crap.
Describe your physical appearance in 5 words or less: wacky, bespectacled, voluptuous short chick.
Describe yourself in 5 words or less: Talk to me, I'll explain.
Pick either Jesus or Buddha and describe the one you chose in 5 words or less: Both - They jump a mean double-dutch.
[Relevant Questions]
Why do you want to join this community? To share the joy of my Jesus collection with the world. Plus, I was invited by a random stranger, and it's always cool to have stalkers.
Why should we accept you? You can do whatever you'd like, obviously. I just could brighten your lives with stories of stealing baby Jesus from Canada.
Ok, so this isn't a question, but promote us to a user or community and tell us who: Drunken Sirius Black
[Pictures]
Please include at least 2 pictures of yourself ((and if you have a kewl religious figurine of some sort, please post a picture of it as well, it will win you major bonus points))
I apologize that my pictures with my Jesuses, etc. are not online, but I'll provide them when I can.
I have R2D2 Underoos!!!!
Yeah I get pissed off from time to time. Oh, and no, that was not my room, do NOT blame the Blink 182-ness on me, PLEASE!
I feel so Irish on New Year's Eve with a random dog...
Had to put up one with the glasses. Too bad you can't see that my hair is purple. Boo.
Even if you don't want to keep me (wow, I feel like a Pound Puppy!), I hope I at least provided some amusement. Ciao, Bella!