I'm a bad babysitter and I will take your kid to see a violent and sexual movie about psycho teenage stalkers before shes finished with her homework or violin practice and I'll feed her nachos and candy and popcorn before shes eaten dinner and allow her to drink 32 ounces of coke just a few hours before bed time and we will keep it all a secret. I ( Read more... )

computer tv computer tv food bathroom tv bathroom computer bathroom tv computer tv bathroom bed.

one medium avacado costs $2.99 & one 6 pack of tecate costs $7.99.

I really, really like girls.

i dunno what.

here i am chomping the camera:


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