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[jesusing_clown]

[After receiving a fresh batch of hate mail this morning, Allen is throwing the letters into a fireplace somewhere in the mansion. He's quite happily burning all of them, all the letters telling him he's disgusting, that he murdered his father, that he's nothing but a host for something stronger than he could ever hope to be, that his father never

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[swimminginair]

[ Samemaru sees from far off Allen wiping his eyes and runs over to where he is ]

Are you okay, Walker-san?

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[jesusing_clown]

Oh- Hello Samemaru. Mm, I'm fine! How are you? It's been a while since we've spoken, I think.

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[swimminginair]

Ah, I've been doing good, thank you. I think the last time was when you first came. Have you gotten used to here now?

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[jesusing_clown]

A little bit, the events are still startling sometimes, but I'm doing well too.

[master_of_dudes]

[aaaand along comes Beast Boy, some time later. Actually, a green pelican, but close enough. The bird coughs up a mouthful of letters--equally as hate filled as Allen's, some trivial and stupid, some tearing at everything about him (an abundance of f-words used, each worse than the last)--and they spill into the fire. The bird then suddenly shifts into a green dude, what. BB frowns, pulls another letter out of his mouth, and tosses it in the fire.

AND THEN HE NOTICES ALLEN hi Allen.]

Looks like the flames are getting a taste of their own medicine, huh? Hehe! Get it?

[Please get it. The jokes just get worse :(]

[jesusing_clown]

[Pelican whut. And then green dude. Well. This is new.] Um, haha. Hello, I don't think we've met.

[master_of_dudes]

[GREEN DUDE IS GONNA DO HIS INTRO. And by that I mean puff his chest out, stick a thumb to his chest, and be generally jittery.] I'm Beast Boy! Shape shifting super hero extraordinaire and nearly-professional comedian! Nice to meet ya!

[jesusing_clown]

[pffft] Haha, I'm Allen, it's nice to meet you too Beast Boy. Is that really your name?