Dr. Who is an awesome show, you should all be watching it. I love the British.

V For Vendetta is quite possibly the best movie released in a long, long time. It's absolutely amazing ( Read more... )

So, I'm drunk, how are you? Personally, I'm pretty damn good right now. I'm absolutely wasted off my ass. BOwling will do that to you. ASlso, so will 100 proof schnapps.

I am posting this from my bedroom. This means two things. First, I have my new computer set up. Second, I have no pants on.

I seriously want to punch my new boss in the face. My old boss pretty much left me alone and let me get my work done, but she didn't do anything. My new boss, however, is all up in my shit. I get my work done and I spend a couple hours getting other people's stuff done. The politically correct term for our bosses now are "First Assistants" ( Read more... )

For the record, Cheney shooting someone is funny. It is not just cause for the media firestorm that has developed in it's aftermath. There are better things for you to be doing, Mr. Journalist. Get a fucking haircut and find real news, none of this sensational bullshit. I read BBC news, fuck american media.

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I suppose it's time for one of those giant updates to my life. I have nothing really big to report thus far. I extended my gym membership to a full year today. It's going to cost me $319 for the year, which is actually quite a good deal. Tomorrow morning, at 10:30, I have a introduction to the gym. Basically, they're going to show me how to ( Read more... )

I can still bench 180 lbs three times. That makes me happy. However, I now hurt. ALOT.

I wish to enlist. Join the army. Travel the world, visit exotic locations, meet intresting people and kill them ( Read more... )