Let the "No Jerk-off" Off begin.

Oct 14, 2005 22:09

Keith will not win and that is final, no one is going to take my crown, i dont care how many boxer or sheets i have to throw out, I WILL WIN. I think that Tom will be the first to loose.... I think my only true competition is Jenny.

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allmightyjosh September 15 2005, 03:25:36 UTC
That's so awesome that you think someone will drop out before me. Thanks, Craig. That means a lot.

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cute_if_tall September 15 2005, 03:37:37 UTC
o, you'll loose soon enough. with all your jerkin off to men!
man-whore!

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cute_if_tall September 15 2005, 03:41:05 UTC
you're going down craig. im going the distance and calling you out, bitch!
i don't care how long it has to go on for, you're going to have to crown me no jerk off champion of 2005. or maybe 2006 depending how long it goes on for.

p.s. josh is a fag and fags loose at everything cause they are gay.

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jesuslovesbooty September 15 2005, 07:42:49 UTC
Keith, if it comes down to it I will hire a hot blonde prostitute with huge knockers to tempt while you are drunk and you shall submit, because you cant say no to that

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allmightyjosh September 15 2005, 14:00:45 UTC
Hey, Keith. How about I just end your part in this competition when I come home this weekend and cut your nuts off? How about that? Fuckin' meercat.

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maijababe September 15 2005, 15:45:28 UTC
dude, i have you ALL beat...ecspecially jenny...the only reason why i say that is because jenny thinks about me all the time, and well, we all know what happens when jenny starts to think me...

oooops jenny, was i not supposed to say that!?!

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18_easymac_81 September 15 2005, 18:21:47 UTC
Maija, just because i get off thinking about you doesn't mean I'll loose. Thats the thing about being a girl. I can get off with out jacking off. :)

although if you come to visit all bets are off because i'm ganno have to jump you when you get here

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jesuslovesbooty September 16 2005, 03:57:42 UTC
Jenny's Buldge is sooooooooooo hawt!!! Oh Maija, your gonna L-O-V-E IT!!!!

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lollipopsweetie September 15 2005, 18:11:07 UTC
i still dont understand why you all do this...

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jesuslovesbooty September 16 2005, 03:50:26 UTC
the quest for ultimate respect...DUH!!!!!

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bigblackdude September 15 2005, 23:29:45 UTC
you mother fuckers are lucky im not playing.

i havent jerked it in like 2 months already.... i just dont even think about it anymore.... i dont ruin my sheets either. maybe somethings just wrong with me.

Who's up for a little bet? 10 bucks on Craig.

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jesuslovesbooty September 16 2005, 03:52:37 UTC
DAMN RIGHT, I KNEW YOU HAD MY BACK......oh yeah and Christie told me you have only gone like 6 weeks so nice try over exagerator!!!

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allmightyjosh September 16 2005, 04:02:19 UTC
Fuck that shit, Jon. I'm gonna win. But whatever, man. It's your money lost.

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