Cobra Thug: Nobody move or else the kid gets it!
Kid: Don't listen to him Shipwreck! I'm just an orphan. No one will miss me if I die.

God bless GI Joe.

Alright, so here's one for all you wrist slitters out there;

The mayfly lives for one day. And some days it rains.

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The Pirate Bay is a BitTorrent tracking site in Sweden with 150,000 users a day. In the fall, it posted a torrent for Shrek 2. Dreamworks ( Read more... )

Remember, not down the road, not across the street, across the jugular.

Best quote ever. Remember it, everybody.

Alright, so recently a guy I consider a friend showed me a site that has people post confessions anonymously, kind of like a Catholic Church. I think it's mostly a bunch of wrist-slitting pussies that feel this frees them from something or another. I have decided, in this update, that I will share some of the confessions I find and comment on them ( Read more... )

"And if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. It is better for you to enter the kingdom of God with one eye than to have two eyes and be thrown into hell ( Read more... )

You know who else I hate? People that bring guitars with them where ever they go. It's not neccessary. It's stupid. Girls aren't going to ignore that tiny cock you're compensating for with your so called "talent ( Read more... )

So I decided something today. I read enough Live Journals to see the emo shit in all of them, so that's not what this is going to be about anymore. Rarely will you ever see anymore entries talking about my day, or how much I love this girl, or how good it feels to cut at that fleshy area between my balls and my anus with a razor blade (I think it's ( Read more... )

TRUE FACT. The average length is 5 1/2 inches. That makes me feel good being an A student.

Alyssa says she got me a christmas present.... I don't believe her.

In other news, my new life time goal is to screw every member of Morning Musume in one month without having them all turn against me and kill me.


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