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Last night, we partied like it was the turn of the century. Chris and I kicked ass in beer pong until I got to the point where I was to drunk to understand that only girls can blow the ping pong ball out of the cup with alcohol and not guys so we ended up losing. I didn't know, I didn't, fucking, know that stupid rule exsisted! I think that's a ( Read more... )

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It's been done. The transaction has been made. I had to own it.

I'm actually watching the O.C. and I have not a clue on what's going on since I'm new to the show. What have I missed in the past season? Someone please fill me in. And is it just me or does everyone in this show look so perfect. Also, the character Marissa is sooo hot, a bit psycho, but hot ( Read more... )

Poop! 100 people poop on you! Fish poop is SMALL is the size of your fish's poop. I hate you.

And where the fuck does all the toilet paper go to in this house!? Now, I have to go out and by some toliet paper and I have to poop so bad! I can't take it, I need a roll of Charmin!

I haven't written in this fucking thing in ages. Just saw Team America World Police and man was that movie hysterical. I mean an audience can really make or break a movie. But I knew this audience was going to make the movie when everyone started laughing during a serious movie preview about a basketball coach who tries to get a group of black ( Read more... )

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in... pie... in, there's an "I" in meatpie. It's the anagram, meat is team, I dunno!?

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What Foamy talks about is so true.

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/special/movies/foamy/sml2.html