Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened to Fall? And why the hell isn't Summer going away. Fuck these Goddamn 70 degree nights in early November! Fuck'em I say... fuck'em "Straight To Video"!

Oh wait I know, you want nothing to do with me. That's fine cause I want nothing to do with you.

Trica was the girl version of Harry Potter and Rob was a black, better known as Lubens.

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The kids working at the Starbucks coffee shop in Nyack CANNOT make a fucking White Chocolate Mocha if there lives depended on it. You want a real good White Mocha, go to any Starbucks in Manhattan, they'll treat you right!

And speaking of treat, HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

P.S. Fuck everyone! =)

So according to Laura, going to a Halloween party dressed in a pink bunny costume or going as someone who is "Punk Rock" isn't original. So I'm going with Rob and Tony to Party City to pick out something... if there is anything left to choose from since we waited till the last minute to go. So if anyone has an ideas, that would be really great if ( Read more... )

So after almost drowning in the Atlantic Ocean from a really bad undertow and having our vacation down in Florida cut short because of Hurricane Wilma, I decided to spend the rest of my vacation down in good old Manhattan where nothing bad ever happens. After dropping Matt off, I got home and emptied all my luggage from out of my car and packed my ( Read more... )

This game was taken from Linda. Hope she doesn't mind ( Read more... )

Have you ever microwaved a muffin and then had intercourse with it... that was lightly buttered?


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1st - Never open your wallet to buy something when you haven't boughten anything in a very long time. This just makes everything else in every other store you walk into more and more appealing. At least in my opinion it does. I dunno if this happens to everyone but it sure as hell happens to me. It's like you wanna buy EVERYTHING ( Read more... )

Miss Lucy had a steamboat ( Read more... )

Did I ever tell you the story of how I drove a 1/4 of a mile down Lafayette Street (in Manhattan) at 7 o'clock in the morning... going the wrong way. Yeah, I had a pretty bad hangover.

Time to get ready for a wedding.

~CHEERS!