This entry (more like a question) is for all those avid video game kids. Is a video game considered good when it's really hard to beat the first boss in the game?

Scientists in Chris' car today found that, contrary to popular belief, Final Fantasy VIII actually had a much bigger impact on mainstream society then originally thought. In unrelated news, the civilian body count in Iraq has reached an all time high. The president issued the following statement; "Wanna play cards?"

Okay so I just got out from seeing Robots with Laura. The movie was really good and very entertaining but what computer animated film isn't? I hate when people bring little babies to see a movie. It's not like the kid would understand or even watch the effing thing. I guess the guy couldn't find a babysitter or something but still, babies cry ( Read more... )

Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull.

Tom Tucker: And here's Ollie with the BlaccuWeather Forecast. Ollie.

Ollie: It gonna rain!

Tom Tucker: Thanks Ollie.

Inignot: You and your third dimension.

Frylock: What about it?

Inignot: Oh, nothing, it's cute. We have five.

Err: Th... thousand.

Inignot: Yes, five thousand.

Err: Don't question it.

Frylock: Oh, yeah? Well, I only see two.

Inignot: Well, that sounds like a personal problem.

NEW MARS VOLTA IM LESS THEN 24 HOURS!!!

Okay time to hop in the shower time.

"You can tell when something's not real when you hear it from the Easter Bunny."

-Jesus

I'm so deaf, I need braille just to read it.

Note to self:
In the real world the mall actually opens at ten o'clock, not nine:30.

So, even though my birthday was two and a half days ago, I made out alright.
I got a nice little birthday card from Laura. Well... at least I think it was a birthday card but I'll never know cause THE FUCKING ( Read more... )

Laura, HAPPY 18th BIRTHDAY... in 24 minutes!!!