Tonight

[jetboy78]

I have the house to myself for a while. Hooray! Anyone want to come over and... I don't know, keep me from spending Christmas Eve just walkin' around naked, peeing with the door open, and watching Christmas specials on TV

Comments

[ninjalie]

Why do people always feed veg*ns ice berg lettuce? :( It has the nutritional value of cardboard.

[jetboy78]

Dude, I have no idea... they'll make the "main dish" (i.e, the meat), and then have the world's most nutritionally devoid salad consisting of iceberg, .5 oz of shredded carrot, and like... 4 cherry tomatoes with the option of ranch dressing (which of course, is not vegan) to serve like... 24 people. When thats all I can eat, they hover over me and say "Gee golly, I don't know how you vegans live! You're not getting proper nutrients! Look what you eat!"

I'm pretty sure thats what they think I've been living off of for the past 10 years. No culinary imagination!

[ninjalie]

MOAR SPINACH!