So, oddly enough, being obnoxious can sometimes pay off ( Read more... )

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I wasn't too impressed with the winter storm. Roads were pretty okay except for three spots and a truck passing us that made it look like we were in a car wash. @_ ( Read more... )

Always be -certain- you know who you're speaking to before you make an ass of yourself ( Read more... )

Thank you for not working.

It just makes my day that much brighter.

/sarcasm

I totally helped an old lady cross the parking lot. It was all icy and she was barely shuffling along... so I asked if she could use some assistance. She grabbed onto my arm and I helped her get where she was going ( Read more... )

Me: Mom? What do you use for your hair?
Her: You mean to keep it down some? or to color it?
Me: Keep it down some.
Her: Most any brand of smoothing milk. I like Garnier Fructise the best... doesn't flake/or feel stiff.

There you go.

Also, sorry Durga. Don't know if I'll feel like teaching considering how I've been lately.

I finished coloring that piece with all the complexities... ( It's under this cut )

No one probably wants to know how my Valentine's went, so I'm just going to say that it was very nice and leave it at that ( Read more... )

This post is to the one I love the most.

Whenever I need you, and often when I don't, there you are.
You never run out of things to say or places to take me or things to do.
You've taught me so much.
I don't know what I would do without you.

Dearest, dearest Internet.
I will never stop loving you. <3