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[jetstobrazil]

So interesting thing

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[camecrashing]

one time i got attacked by a bullshark...and I died.

no, that isn't true.
A clam bit me once though.

[pierandocean]

panhandling for comments? wow, that's the ultimate low.

[jetstobrazil]

Yes, but it feels so good to be so low.

[dangerkitti]

Fun date idea: tell your best UFO story. (If you don't have one, make one up)

[jetstobrazil]

Hahah, you caught that. "So if you're one off those rare unlucky few that HAVEN'T been abducted by aliens, well it's okay to go and tell a little white lie here."

[dangerkitti]

and afterwards, we'll pray together

[yumeki]

My mom got attacked by a barracuda. Needed stiches. Also got hit by a stingray. Need stiches and numerous anti biotics as they carry much bactiria and such.

My aunt also got bit by a small eel on her finger and she ran a high fever and was stuck in bed for a few days. Oh, and her hand swelled to the size of a grape fruit.

Did I ever tell you that I bumped into a baby shark at Indian Rocks beach?

And now for spell checker... oh fuck it Im tieeerd.

[kamarasa]

Wanna go to the beach?!