( Some things that should be seen and laughed at (Don and Anthony may find this funniest, although I'm sure Don has already seen them.) )

Last night, circa 4-5 AM, Bobby leaves my house for his car in attempt to retrieve his computer for fixing. Along the way, he spots something and comes inside proclaiming this thing. We all (Monica, Justin, Bobby and myself) run outside to see what he was shouting about and sure enough a block behind us there was a house engulfed in flame. There ( Read more... )

I'm going to write a book, and it's going to make you find Saddam in the midst of other people, and he'll have a little red and white beanie, and a little red and white jumpsuit, and he can have a cane.

You think that would sell?

This may be the most controversial thing I've posted in quite some time, but I find it hard to swallow Anti-War sentiment. I, along with everyone else, hates all that comes along with war, however, I find it so strange that the top officials in our government, be them incompetent old men or no, can find no other way, when all the Anti-War ( Read more... )

Does anyone else think that Livejournal mascot goat is cute, or am I just gay?

"Oh, yeah, you're just gay Frank."

A preemptive thanks to the first anonymous poster to say something of the sort.

http://britneyspears.ac/lasers.htm

Why is this funny?

Oh wait, I know why.

I've never been so bored before.

Well, maybe earlier in the week, during the two days I had off and also did nothing...

So I was talking with John Baker yesterday and he tells me we should hate each other and get it over with. To which I reply that he really does hate me. To which he replies that he's really just secretly in love with me.

Cats out of the bag now, John.

Fag.

Monica. Stop.

Happy Birthday. Stop.

Welcome to your twenties. Stop.

It only gets scarier from here. Stop.

Signed,
Your Bro.

Holy god. I emailed Devo, and Gerald Casale emailed me back.

It was so amazing.