Apparently, some of you misunderstood my last message. I am not looking for some god damn trashy hookup at the bar. I was just singing a god damn song. God. Please tell me that you all know me better than that.

Christ Jesus. I am still horny as all hell. This whole mating season for me is no fun. :( Take me home tonite.. I dont wanna let you go... HJahaha
Sorry. Night drunks everywhere

Aries ( Read more... )

"I was that silly thing that once was wrought,
to practice this thin love;
I climb'd from sex to soul, from soul to thought;
but thinking there to move,
Headlong I rolled from thought to soul, and then
From soul I lighted at the sex again."

-William Cartwright, "No Platonic Love"

Well, let this bitch just tell you. I went to Gigi's tonite, which I have never been and yeah. It was crazy fun. So yeah, Brandon's brother, Thomas, totally thinks that I am sooo hto or whatever, which I find semi-amusing. Whatever, he is cute and all, but I have the whole Travis thing, and Travis is perfect for me. So yeah, I kinda just blew ( Read more... )

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Ok, so let's see. Victoria, this girl that works with me, tells me that she knows a gay guy that she said would be coming into our work to see me. I am thinking to myself, what the hell, cause this guy is prolly going to be like 300 lbs, have an acne, crater face and just be gross. WRONG. She did not have any clue what he looked like and ( Read more... )

My heart is a puppet ( Read more... )