Santorum launches CUM

[jettakd]

Originally posted by mountain_hiker at Santorum launches CUM
In the ‘what were they thinking’ dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.This comes from the land of “you can’t make this sh*t up.” GOP Clown Car occupant, ace homophobe and bearer of a redefined surname that has become a giant political problem for him on Google, Rick Santorum is not doing himself any more

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[kittenmommy]

It's like he's trying to shoot himself in the foot!

[jettakd]

Like, if it were anyone else, I would feel sorry for them. But I can't. Cause it's this shitferret. And he deserves every bit of mocking he gets.

[kittenmommy]

ITA!

LOL @ "shitferret"!

[jettakd]

I'm trying to be more creative, swear wise, and gather the magic back from that one time I was tipsy and called a colleague a "buttlicking dickweasel."

[mocktragic]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah....

...hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

This will never stop being funny. Oh goodness.

[williambratton]

O_O XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[paksenarrion2]

OMFG...

It's like...

I can't even...

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

*dies laughing*

If I didn't know better, I would say he is just troll-la-loling for as many laughs as he can get.

[barsukthom]

They're serious.
...
Of course, these are the same geniuses who came up with "teabagging".
...
What's next? Women Helping Our Republican Endeavor? Sincere Candidates Righteously Opposing The Unwashed Masses?

[jettakd]

Oh God *dead of lulz*

[barsukthom]

;D
Fraid i couldn't come up with one for "ballsack" ...

[jettakd]

I think the recontextualization of Santorum alone is glorious.

Btw, have you seen Dale and Tucker versus Evil? Great horror-comedy movie and Alan Tudyk is one of the main roles!