Why does never again not mean anything to my brain?

Let's try this again, shall we?

GOBLIN WATER IS BAD, VIVIAN!If I get any comments from any of you when I wear that dress, there will be consequences. Guys, you won't wake up fully intact. And girls...well your boyfriends won't be fully intact ( Read more... )

Never again. That is some bloody strong stuff. And yet I managed to stay up all night. I remember every second of it, but I had no control over it and was definitely drunk. Strange stuff. Very strage, though not quite as strange as some of the things I did last night. I have no idea where that came from at all. I'm going to try and find Marlene for ( Read more... )

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The happiness bug has continued to spread. James has it. Lily has it. Marlene has it. Alex has it. Remus has it. Dorcas has it. I feel like the only one unaffected by it. It's starting to get to me. I need a vacation, but there is still more than a month 'til the Christmas holidays. Oh Merlin.

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I haven't been able to walk through the corridors without getting stuck in sap. Honestly, what is it about this time of year? It clings to everything! It's beginning to make me ill. Ugh.

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Cake is a very confusing thing,
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I'm glad things are turning out right for most of you.

Strange how things seem to change, when all that has really changed is your perception of whatever has appeared to change ( Read more... )

Why is it that things never turn out as you plan?

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No emotional attachment my arse. I'm the most jealous bitch in the world. I'll never survive this. But I can't pull myself away. I'm going to go lock myself in an empty classroom and get trashed.
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Much better now. That was just what I needed.

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Fuck. I expected that to be completely guilt free. And it wasn't. Now I feel like a slut, because I fucked Gideon who is in fact the biggest man whore in this entire school. And just because I got incredibly horny. Damnit to hell.
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I haven't gotten any in months. I'm going to explode.
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Why is it that you all seem so happy, lately? Drugged chocolate body paint, perhaps?

Merlin I am such a tart. Why has no one informed me of this before? It's not like it was the first time I've ever gotten pissed in any of your presence. What changed!? If you know, feel free to tell me. It would be appreciated.

The whole Sirius/Marlene situation is making me depressed. I didn't see it coming, though Marlene should have known what ( Read more... )