oh god! lmao

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Jessica williams!

1. If you drop jessica williams from more than three metres above ground level, she will always land feet-first.
2. Jessica williams can't sweat!
3. The average duration of sexual intercourse for jessica williams is two minutes.
4. Jessica williams once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
5. Neil Armstrong first stepped

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This:
People used to believe that dressing their male children as jessica would protect them from evil spirits.
and both #9's are my favorites :D