"Boobs. Boobs and fiyah. Boobs and FIYAAAAAAAHHHH!!!"

[jew_of_doom]

omg! u will not BELIEVE what just happened! as of about 20mins ago i have a bf! by total accident - i dont even like him! here's what happened: this guy i was in the process of making friends with at work was talkin bout this girl who used to work there who we're both friends with and he said how he likes her and i was all "ask her out" and he was

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no chance bitch

[kat_yaaa]

they are sooo inlove it makes me wanna hurl
youve got no chance.

ohhhhhh ayjayyy you came and you kissed me slopp-ily..
with your horrible indian sp-it
and you make me wanna upchuckk

Re: no chance bitch

[jew_of_doom]

i know eh?! did u go to his myspace or just the band's?? his shows even more how much they're in love... aaw.... freak love XD

[mirage_effects]

ROFL!!!!!! at the first half about the lame kisser.

Chris is hilarious. I must meet this man. And you have no idea how funny his my space url is to me. SO FUCKING BRILLIANT. Me and him. Get high. Yes. Bring you. And anyone else. MEGA SESSION!!!!!! Don't tell me you're not up to it.

Also, when you come on easter if you don't have a place to stay you can stay at mine. I'm trying to bully Darcy into being town at the same time as you so we can do some hanging out.

Please come. I miss you SO MUCH YOU FUCKING JEW! It sucks having your mate out of town. :(

<3

[jew_of_doom]

am coming... and which myspace url is funny?? spatoola or yo mumma?? i find em both amusin coz i have personal jokes bout both from ages back..

and he dont drink... or smoke... but i love him anyways and he played my guitar for AN HOUR last week and i gets to see him tomorrow for the last time before the hols and imma bring him easter eggs and pez! lol

ps. im comin down on Monday but my free days are 12-14... i am stayin at my place but thanx for the offer maybe i will crash at ur's one night??