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Jan 09, 2010 00:58

Whatever's going on, whoever you people are, I want some answers. Right now. I'll admit you've got to have some skill, or at least some balls, to kidnap me.

[Balls... Literally. Only Hylian men could be this stupid. Gorons aren't this ambitious and Zoras wouldn't dare venture into the waterless desert. But she needs answers here, so let's not ( Read more... )

!zelda oot, um wut, !torn, bitch fit imminent, girl power, !ganondorf

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sandpaperbreath January 9 2010, 07:22:10 UTC
[You had him at 'Sages'. Why yes, it is a buzz word with him, who's asking?]

You're on a ship, you're not gettin' off any time soon, an' shouting at all of us won't solve any of your problems.

Name's Torn. I'd be happy to pass on to ya any information I know, as will most'a the rest of the passengers.

Sit back--you're in for a long night.

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jewelofthesands January 9 2010, 12:49:30 UTC
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[He has a voice like a desert-dweller. But he obviously can't be Gerudo. Huh. Well, whatever.]

Torn, let's begin with why you've taken me and how much you really expect to get. Do you know nothing about the Gerudo or do you and your lot have a death wish?

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sandpaperbreath January 9 2010, 17:59:55 UTC
[He tried your name twice--he can't get his mouth to say it because it sounds RETARDED.]

Lady; I didn't take you and I have no clue what a Gehrudo is. I'm not from your world. I'm a passenger jus' like you.

You've been taken captive by the Captain Redd. Likes to fancy himself a God. So far, he hasn't been violent, jus' nuts. If you cause trouble, he'll punish you with something obnoxious. Kill someone, it's three days in the brig. Even then, he brings 'em back.

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jewelofthesands January 9 2010, 22:02:13 UTC
Hm.

[Oh, her bad. She's a little too proud to apologize but her voice does soften.]

Uh. I see. "Captain Redd".

[That was a lot he said at once there. Let's maybe start with the one thing that strikes her as a Gerudo as the most amazing.]

So this is a boat, and that's an - an ocean out there?

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destinedtorule January 9 2010, 07:28:08 UTC
[Congratulations, Nabooru. You've done the impossible. You've rendered Ganondorf speechless. But only for a few moments.]

Nabooru?

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1/2 jewelofthesands January 9 2010, 12:50:38 UTC
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jewelofthesands January 9 2010, 12:51:18 UTC
[No, can't be.]

...Yes, that's what I said. And who are you?

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destinedtorule January 9 2010, 12:54:26 UTC
Your king. Or have you forgotten in my absence?

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1/IDK Yet oblique_wisdom January 9 2010, 07:49:52 UTC
......

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wee backtags meantthecar January 14 2010, 06:26:41 UTC
You're a sage?

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always welcome! :D jewelofthesands January 14 2010, 12:30:44 UTC
The Sage of Spirit.

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Yay :D meantthecar January 14 2010, 16:12:41 UTC
Not eco?

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jewelofthesands January 14 2010, 23:51:03 UTC
...Eco? No. What is eco?

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