Comments | jewff: i forget it is pesach. i forget bold statements i made.

jewff

i forget it is pesach. i forget bold statements i made.

Apr 04, 2007 11:11

[from March 18th 2007 ( Read more... )

Comments 8

cedarsblvd April 4 2007, 18:07:46 UTC

Shower, shave, dress nice, go to the fax for 4 beers and the off to Maxwells and let some old thing violate you.
Or you can give me 35 bucks and I'll give my ex's address, warning, she'll break you.

cedarsblvd April 4 2007, 18:18:56 UTC

scratch that, a twenty'll be fine.

jewff April 4 2007, 18:44:12 UTC

uhhh.. do i know you?

cedarsblvd April 4 2007, 19:58:44 UTC

lol. I thought you wanted a girl!

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good_omens April 4 2007, 20:16:30 UTC

Get a hair cut, shave you beard, take 20 bucks, buy a girl a drink and the rest is history. But I just think you tell people you're a virgin.

jewff April 4 2007, 20:21:31 UTC

I like that everyone pays attention to the same thing.

No one else finds the stall-man thing intriguing? Or did that get taken by George Costanza already.

davethemoonman April 4 2007, 20:46:25 UTC

The image from this post I couldn't get past is you counting the bubbles in your pee. You know, I hate urinals. I can only use them A) if there's no one beside me or B) if I'm drunk at a loud bar. The thought that someone can hear me peeing is all-consuming. I once read about a character who crosses his eyes when he uses a urinal to distract himself, but I've tried that and it doesn't work. I have to use a public washroom at work and it has only two urinals. If someone is using the other one I pretend I walked in to wash my hands.