Okay, so this carrot's walking down the street when he meets a celery, right? And they stop to talk to each other, and the carrot thinks, "Man, celery doesn't look to good. I wonder what's wrong?" So he says to the celery, "Hey man, you feelin' okay? You're looking a little green today."
so theres this guy right and i've know him for like 3 years and i think he's wicked cute and my friends all started going out with his friends and were the only two that aren't in a realtion ship but im too much of a wimp to tell him that i like him or go over and talk to him... so my life kinda sucks at the moment....
So there's this couple that go on vacation in the Bahamas. The wife doesn't like the sun very much so she decides to go shopping every day. The husband takes his portable radio down to the beach to soak up some rays instead. One day, the wife is walking back from shopping and she sees a beautiful young girl in a bikini with a backpack on talking to her husband. She's not the jealous type but she laughs in spite of herself. After all, why would a pretty girl like that be talking to her husband? The next day, same thing. She's coming back from shopping and the girl's talking to him again. Wanting to get to the bottom of things, she confronts her husband when he gets home that evening
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An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, Romance by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce. About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says,..........................
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i dont know. i'm not good with guys. haha
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Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, Channel No. 5, $200 an ounce.
About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, farts, then says,..........................
Broccoli...... 49 cents a pound.
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