I just realized something, you can't give yourself a back massage. Well, unless your Japanese and your sick ass uses a vibrator to rub your shoulders. But, that's a really good metaphore, you can't rub your own back. I don't know what that metaphore means yet but I'm sure after a few lines of rambling, the point will come to me. In the mean time ( Read more... )

Well, don't we all. It is a beautiful day outside and I have sat inside doing homework and watching Steven King movies. This sure does suck.


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For some reason, I'm not really sure why, I enjoy watching Making the Band 2. Maybe it was Dave Chapelles clever parrody or something but I can't quiet put my finger on it. Suddenly the show is something that is watched on a regular basis. By regular basis, I really mean I've seen it twice. I am hooked though. In other words, I'll probably see it ( Read more... )

It's around 1:30 P.M., so far I have missed both of my classes for the day and decided what I'm going to do tonight. The daily crap isn't happening today, I think I'm going to go bum. In fact, I will bum change today for tonight so maybe I'll be able to buy a round of shots for everyone! I came across a weird conclusion about the art of bumming. ( Read more... )

Today was incredible. Class was fascinating and informative. The best thing was a movie that went something like this...

There is this certain son that doesn't know his own father. His father is a very interesting person that does lots of interesting things and meets very interesting people. The son hears all about his fathers very interesting ( Read more... )

I recently had to meet with my adviser, a Francis something or other, to discuss my upcoming semester of schooling. Well, most of the stuff I'm taking now isn't going to help anything and the stuff I'm going to take next semester is going to get me caught up, or so I've been told.

My advice to the adviser...

1. Don't try to make it sound like the ( Read more... )

My dad has been on this three day Bush bashing binge. It is really rediculous. Ever since Condoleezza Rice's testimony, he has gone nuts. Don't get me wrong, Bush is my least favorite president but three days of hearing my dad's shock and awe strategy has taken some brain cells as collateral damage. In order to stay in my house and remain sain, ( Read more... )

I'm going home today, this is both good and good. It is good because I get to go home and good because at home I can walk around naked, in both the metaphorical and metaphysical sense. I don't actually know what metaphysical nakedness is, but I do know it can only be experienced at home. Going home is really not that great, home doesn't have much ( Read more... )

This is my favorite Weezer album. It is really old. When it first came out, my favorite musicians had big baggy pants and were MC's; which would later be recognized as Mike Champs. Weezer and I first met in the company of Rishi Deasi, he had two CD's, Blue Album and Californication by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Both excellent CD's but I had never ( Read more... )

I just got back from the Library and boy are my lobes tired. Comm has to be the stupid thing in the world... why the fuck does anyone want to know how people communicate in a more intrecate and indepth manor. No please, tell me before something crazy happens... LIKE  A TEST ON THIS CRAP!!! Argggg, why is college so gay. So far two test, no ( Read more... )