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[jewymcjewjew]

I was looking at this thread, courtesy of the forums at Ars Technica, and I saw Jim's muffin joke! I was like holy be-jeesus...
There's two muffins sitting in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy, it's hot in here."

The second says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"man I like that joke

Comments

[fuzzyamy]

How do you know if someone has ADD?

Hey, want to go bicycle-riding?

joke thread!!

[jewymcjewjew]

what do you call a canary with a machine gun?

Re: joke thread!!

[fuzzyamy]

man, it's not even in google.

I give up. What?

Re: joke thread!!

[jewymcjewjew]

Sir.

next question!

What do you call a deaf canary with a machine gun?

[subbahcultcha]

God, I love that joke.

How do you fit four elephants in a volkswagon?
Answer: two in the front two in the back...

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refridgerator?
Answer: footprints in the butter...

How can you tell if four elephants have been in your refridgerator?
Answer: there's a volkswagon parked out front...