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[jezabel]

Guys, now we can all enjoy a delicious Dunkin Donuts SALT BAGEL

:: salutes American flag ::

:: ow ::

:: dies of heart attack ::

Comments

[venus_orbiting]

EWWWW NO

DO NOT WANT

[jezabel]

Don't you want 188% of your daily recommended amount of sodium? RUSURE?

[venus_orbiting]

;__;

[icedtea627]

I cannot even express how disgusting that sounds.

And I love salt. If I could, I might inject salt into my veins. And I STILL wouldn't eat that thing.

[jezabel]

seriously. it would kind of be like a huge salty pretzel, right? RIGHT?

Don't forget the creeeeammm cheeeese.

[sweet_semicolon]

Exact chronological order of my reaction:

Salt Bagel? Put it in my stomach.
*reads negative feelings*
What could possibly go wrong?
*click*
"Sodium 4520mg - 188%"
O.O
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
...but seriously... toast me up a salt bagel.

[jezabel]

hahhaaha, your carb obsession is hilarious and amazing.
yesss I want one just because the very idea seems so mythic.