How to keep your cat off the kitchen counter.

Rat dissection in knit form.

Protein synthesis explained through interpretive dance!

Fast food hamburgers: what are we really eating? "Eight different brands of hamburgers were evaluated for water content by weight and microscopically for recognizable tissue types... Meat content in the hamburgers ( Read more... )

I have so many random links! My slacking level is very high today, apparently.

First, some videos:
Stephen Colbert's new segment, The Doom Bunker. I lol'd.

Puppy sleepwalking fail. One hell of a nightmare.

A collection of videos of famous food fights.

Mother of all funk chords. It's like youtube mashup madness.

Links:
7 insane military ( Read more... )

Snacks and shit. An analysis of various ridiculous rap lyrics.

10 awesome ads for traumatizing children. I feel a little traumatized myself.

Would you survive a nuclear impact? Pick a location and a weapon, and see how you'd fare.

Man charged with stealing 91 lobsters. "Aware that Jones was not a Bally's employee, the guard kept Jones under ( Read more... )

What happens when you microwave ______?

Office chair explodes, killing boy.

Top 25 My Little Pony mods.

Totally awesome halloween costume.

The greatest porn parodies.

The president of PETA has made her will. Among other things, she would like to be barbecued and have her skin made into purses. *gets on waiting list*

Eastern bloc lolcats. I lol'd.

Agreeable kitty. How to make your cat click through software agreements for you.

A creepy melted brick Russian fortress thingy.

The original cryptozoological scientific art of Alex CF. omg, I want ALL of these.

Kansas suspends income tax refunds, may miss payroll. "Budget Director Duane Goossen says he's not sure the state can meet its payroll. State employees are to be paid again Friday. Goossen says the state stopped processing income tax refunds last week."

Hi, lj. I feel crappy.
Have a bucket of baby owls.


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Pictures from The Tough Guy Challenge 2009. You know you're in a badass competition when there are over 600 cases of hypothermia by the end.

Smittens!! For when it's really cold out but you still want to hold hands with your shmoopy.

Beautiful pictures from the recent ice storm.

"And forever after, he was known to friends and enemies alike as ( Read more... )

US to build fastest computer on the planet for managing nuclear arsenal."A supercomputer with the processing power of two million laptops is to be built by IBM for the US government to help manage its nuclear arsenal. According to IBM, Sequoia will be able to achieve performance speeds of up to 20 petaflops or 20,000 trillion calculations a second ( Read more... )