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[jeziable]

Every year on avarage 7 people are killed in Vender machien related accidents. Think about that people.

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[violetsong]

6 out of 7 of them are american.... and did you know that at least one person has electrocuted themselves trying to masterbate with a sander!

hehe bring on the Darwin awards...

[spiderlillies]

i once read about this guy who put his balls in a bowling ball shiner.
unfortunatly the balls never made it out alive.

men are renowned for putting their bits in the wrong places.
("no honey... not that hole")

but can you imagine if it had worked. you could give fellatio and check your makeup in his balls reflection at the same time.

maybe he was a genius?!

[auntiesauce]

Truly one of the more disturbing things I have read today. Well done spider, you've 'out-sauced' Auntie.

Champagne!

[spiderlillies]

*bows*

its ok kid... youll have your time ;)