...hates me and I hate it right back.

This xkcd comic is so a snapshot of me.



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Take a biscuit. Add a slice of tomato.
Bacon is optional.

In fact, get two, and a large glass of iced tea.

Enjoy. I sure am. :)

Okay, I'm annoyed. I studied my behind off for this class. I've got a high B so far. Which sucks, because I want an A.

On my transcript, it'll say "B." It won't say that the class average is an F. It'll just say that I didn't get an A.

That's annoying.

Song for a Fifth Child ( Read more... )

I've been quarantined to my office for lunch ( Read more... )

I can't be sick. I just can't. It's only the second day of school!

I'm not sick.

I'm not sick. Damn it.

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After consultation with my brother, who dubbed the truck Pepe, I've learned ours is named after the truck in Romancing the Stone, which was named Pepe.

How cool is that?

So I'm sitting here in the kitchen with my laptop. The window beside me is open, and through it I can hear fireworks for the new year, and kids running around laughing. There's nice fresh air from the light breeze, the kitchen is clean and quiet, and it feels very, very good ( Read more... )

I finally got a second witness to sign my organ donor card today ( Read more... )

I woke up this morning to the sound of sirens that stopped outside my window. Propping myself up on an elbow, I moved a cat's head out of the way to peek out. Sure enough, the neighbor's house was on fire. Everyone got out okay, but that's not a good way for them, or anyone, to start the morning. When I left, tsjafo was making breakfast for them ( Read more... )

Observations of a first year GenChem student who despises math:

1) Chemistry is the equivalent of being MacGyver: You're given a toothpick and a rubber band, and you have to build the Empire State Building.
"Given only the periodic table, make me an apple." And you know, I think they probably could.(Physics is a lot like that, too, come to think ( Read more... )