1. Imagine you had ten kids, five boys and five girls, what would you call them::
I'd name all of them Shannon since Shannon is both a boy and a girl's name.
2. Do you have braces, if so, have you ever gotten your toothbrush stuck in your braces?: Does Shannon have braces? No. So why are you asking me if I do?
3. Have you ever broken a mirror and actually had seven years bad luck?: Probably, because I'm hideous. But Shannon is so pretty, she could never, ever break a mirror.. omg Shannon ilu.
4. Have you ever found buried treasure (money, trinkets, civil war artifacts etc.)?: No, but Shannon has. She found bones in an uncharted cave once.
5. Have you ever had your teeth knocked out due to an accident?: No, but Shannon told me one day my teeth were gonna fall out when I'm old. :(
6. If you could, would you make the days shorter or longer?: If I talk to Shannon that day, it's SUCH a short day... time just FLIES...but if I dont talk to her, it drags on for so long. :( So I would make them short, just so I know that I could talk to Shannon
7. Do you believe the statment, "You can't love if you are never shown love?": Yes, because the only reason I know how to show love, is because I know Shannon loves me. ;emo;
8. What do you think of the joke "What comes after six?" "Seven eight nine"?: Me and Shannon will not even bother trying to decipher that joke, for it is lame and we do not waste our time on lame things.
9. When you were little, did you have a fear of clowns?: Yes, me and Shannon are completely terrified of them
10. Do make up random words?: Me and Shannon do that all the time. If you guys know either of us you know that. We do it because we frawk.
11. At what age do you think you’ll get married?: Me and Shannon are going to get married at the same age. And hopefully by her wedding, I'll still be married :D
12. Have you ever been walking under an apple tree and been hit in the head by a falling apple?: No but I threw an apple at Shannon once in my dream, and it hit her in the head. So she fell down on the ground like Napoleon Dynamite did when he got hit in the head with steak.
WHY THE FUCK DOES THIS THING GO FROM 12 TO 15 SHANNON YOU GAVE ME THIS SURVEY >:O
15. Do you like taking photographs?: Yes, especially when they're photographs of Shannon :-*!
16. Have you ever lost your family in wal-mart or another large store?: It was quite funny, because me and Shannon both got lost in Wal mMart once. And unlike Shannon, I got found by a Wal-Mart greeter, in which scared me and I ran away and ended up bumping into my mom
17. Do you enjoy watching Family Guy?: Shannon is my family...and I think we watched Family Guy together on the phone once.
18. What morals & Values do you hold dear and strong?: Always be friends with Shannon.........EVEN WHEN SHE DOES SOMETHING KUH-RAY-ZEE
19. Have you ever had a boyfriend, if so, who?: Scott, Zach, David, Dave, Brandon, Will, Von, Shannon...wait you said boyfriend, darn!
20. If you had to give your dreams a rating, what would you rate them:: Well, Shannon is always in my dreams, so a 100
21. Have you ever been skydiving or bungee jumping?: No, but me and Shannon are going to bungee jump together...even though we'll probably die...at least we'll die together!! ;emo tear;
22.Do you play any sports?: I play, let's find Shannon in the meadow making out with Alf
23. Imagine the world was going to end and you were selected to be one of only 500 people to be saved. You have to pick one person of all the people you know to be your mate, who do you pick?: .......i can't pick Shannon for this question....but she told me I had permission to say Von so yes. Since the key word is KNOW I can't say Cena. So Von.
24. What kind of books do you enjoy reading the most?: Anything that Shannon likes to read, like Edge's book. <3
25. Pick any three tv/cartoon or book characters and choose two traits you share with them,
A) Lizzie McGuire...because Miranda reminds me of Shannon ;tear;
B) Shelby Merrick...because Juliette reminds me of Shannon, and I always pick on Shannon
C) Nicole from Zoey 101 because we're both stupid, and we're friends with awesome people.. like Nicole with Dana and Me with Shannon!
25. What would you do if you had a million dollars with no tax deductions?: I would fly Shannon out to Ohio and we would go on a shopping spree. Yes, I do believe we could spend a million dollars together...especially since we'll be taking Cena, Stacy, Nicole, Joelseph, Rich and Edge with us.
26. What do you have on your walls in your room?:: Stacy Keibler, John Cena, Nicole Richie, My academic letter award and pictures of Shannon that I've printed out.
27. If you could live anywhere in the world where would you live. Is it in the country or the city?: Is Glace Bay in the city or the country...because that is where Shannon is, therefore it is where I wanna be.
28. Have you ever played Lasar Tag?: I wanna shoot Shannon with a laser tag gun on one of our frollicks through the meadow
29. Do you have any autographed items?: Cena, Stacy, Christy, Miss Jackie, Batista, Edge, Lita, Hillbilly Jim, Scotty 2 Hotty, not to mention, I've gotten Shannon autographs from Edge and Stacy.
30. Have you ever seen anyone die?: No but me and Shannon wanna watch like...3 people die. *devil horns*
31. Are you cold natured, warm natured or normal?: Warm natured when Shannon is near and cold natured when Shannon is gone :(
32. Are you Pessimist or Optimisic?: I'm pessimistic, but Shannon always tries to make me be optimistic.
33. Do you have a motto, famous quotes or a saying about life?: shannonthesharkk (10:19:20 PM): how will i live without brooke
shannonthesharkk (10:19:36 PM): how will i go on when i have no one to lay in the grass while clouds pass by as we laugh and point and say "hey that looks like a dog"
shannonthesharkk (10:20:09 PM): how will i go on when i have no one to frollick in the meadows with as i hold alfs hand
shannonthesharkk (10:20:57 PM): i cannot go on without brooke in my life I HAVE NO REASON TO LIVE
34. Name five things you want to do during your life?: Talk To Shannon Everyday, Fly Shannon To Ohio, Meet Shannon, Have Shannon Be The Maid Of Honor At My Wedding, Meet Stacy With Shannon
35. If you could travel to any four countries, where would you go and why?::
A) Canada because Shannon lives there
B) France so I can proclaim my love for Shannon's awesomeness
C) Italy so me and Shannon can eat a lot of Italian food
D) Mexico so I can feed Shannon refried beans :P
36. If you could have any job or do anything as a career with no work, what would you do?: Anything with Shannon
37. What book has impacted you the most and why?: The Story Of Shanno by Shannon Howie
38. Name three talents you have?: I can talk to Shannon! :D I can make Shannon laugh. And I can take pictures with Shannon!
39. Did you ever get into the Beanie Baby craze?: Yes, and I'm going to give my favorite beanie baby to Shannon for her birthday but shh! Don't tell her
40. What do you want to major in?: Medical Assisting. So I can take Shannon's blood pressure :D
41. What is most important to you in life?:: Shannon
42. Does your close/immediate family life near you or far from you? They live near to me, unless you count Shannon... then it's far, because Shannon has become like family to me ;tear;
43. Do you have more DVD’s or VHS tapes? : I wish I had more DVDs but unlike Shannon I live in the days of the VHS tapes.
44. How many CD’s do you have?: I have more than Shannon 8)
45. What’s the highest grade you’ve ever received?: The highest grade ever, and I help Shannon get high math grades by doing her homework for her :D
46. Do you enjoy Stephen King’s novels?: Let me see. The movie It by Stephen King scared myself and Shannon SHITLESS
47. Are you a sports fan or anti-sports?: Me and Shannon fucking love watching sports together
48. Fast food or a home cooked meal?:: I wanna make Shannon a homemade meal one day so she thinks WOW Brooke can really COOK!
49. Are you organized or disorganized?:: Me and Shannon are some very messy people. But at least we admit it and dont hide it from people
50. What’s your favorite type of Flower?:: Me and Shannon gave roses to each other for Valentine's Day
51. If you could automatically learn five languages, what would you learn?::
A) French, it is the language of love and I love Shannon
B) Spanish because I already know some of it, and I say somethings in Spanish to Shannon all the time
C) Japanese so my dream about me and Shannon comes true!
D) German...because it is quite a funny language to listen to...and me and Shannon are just so funny.
E) Gibberish because me and Shannon could talk about people right in front of them, and they wouldn't even know it because they are stupid.
52. Do you have a temper or are you calm and collected?: I would say I have a temper, but I just vent to Shannon and I'm magically all better.
53. Have you ever thought of guitars as a weapon?: Rich Ward's guitar.. is a weapon to Shannon's heart *emo tear*
54. What is your favorite Video Game System?: Me and Shannon like the PS2.
55. What’s the most amount of money you’ve found on the ground?: One time I thought I found a hundred dollar bill on the ground, but it turned out to be fake money, with Shannon's face on it, hooked to a string Shannon was dragging. I felt so stupid.
56. What’s the biggest prize you’ve ever won?: It's not technically a prize, but meeting Shannon was the greatest gift I could ever receive ;tear;
57. What type of music do you enjoy listening to?: Me and Shannon absolutely love Goth metal (Lacuna Coil, Within Temptation, and Hooverphonic), and some rock. We both enjoy many rap and pop songs. And I like country, which Shannon makes fun of me for, but I don't care
58. If you could be reincarnated as anyone, what would you be like and why?: Shannon because she's just the coolest, prettiest, funniest most perfect being on the planet. And I wish i was like...just like her!.
59. Name two things you are obessed with?:
A) Shannon
B) John Cena
60. Do you spend more time with your family or friends?: I spend every waking hour with Shannon
61. Do you eat all three meals of the day?: Me and Shannon like to eat all three meals at the very same times, that way we're both away at the same time...making us having all this time to talk to each other!
62. Do you get the right amount of sleep everynight or less than required?: I try to make sure that Shannon gets the right amounts of sleep, but most of the time, I don't want to stop talking to her so we both get less.
63. If you could be trapped on an island for six months and you can only have eight people living on the island with you, who do you pick and why::
A) Shannon...duh.
B) Cena so Shannon can walk in on us having the naughty word!
C) Stacy so me and Shannon can marry her
D) Nicole Richie because me and Shannon think she's sexy
E) Eva Longoria because me and Shannon love Desperate Housewives
F) Rich Ward so me and Shannon can listen to Cena rap to Rich's guitar strumming.
G) Edge so he can cheat on Lita with Shannon
H) The girl at school who looks like Shannon so I can have TWO Shannon's
64. Is there any food you can’t go a week without eating?: Fast food. I remember one time, I got myself McDonald's and that very same day, Shannon's mom brought her some McDonald's too.
65. What’s the most amount of soda you’ve ever drinken in a 24 hour period?: Me and Shannon are going to share a 36 pack of beer when she flies out to Ohio or I go to Canada *nods*
66. What clothing style do you wear?: Shannon absolutely loves all my clothes. And she adores my style. So she makes me very special and makes me believe I have grand taste
67. When you were a kid, did you parents ever eat lunch with you?: No, but I've always dreamt of eating lunch with Shannon
68. Have you ever seen a famous person in an airport?: Me and Shannon are going to go to the airport one day to go find Soul Decision. ;tear;
69. What does your handwriting look like?: Me and Shannon write very similarly 25% cursive 75% print.
70. If you could have any superpower what power would you want to have?: I wish i had the power to be invisible so I could follow Shannon everywhere and make funny noises around her that scare her for fun.
71. What animal do you think you are most like and why?: Shannon's cat
72. Have you ever committed any traffic violations, if so, were you caught?: One time I was driving all the way to Canada to pick up Shannon and then my mom called and told m to come home for dinner. So I did a u-turn
73. What were the best years of your life?: This past year when I met Shannon :)
74.Have you ever lied about your age or weight?: No, but Shannon likes to tell people she's 99 to get a rise out of people
75. What genre of movies do you enjoy?: Me and Shannon like to watch movies together. Mostly comedies like Napoleon Dynamite.
76. Have you ever rode a horse, pony or elephant?: I've ridden Shannon
77. Name an embarassing moment you have: When i told Shannon something, and we were laughing so hard that I snorted. But then I realized we were online and she couldn't hear me!
78. What church do you attend?: The Church Of Worshipping Dead Life with Shannon
79. What drives and inspires you (The people in the life, yourself, money items etc?) Shannon
80.If you could relive any five moments in your life, what would they be?:
A) Meeting Shannon
B) Me and Shannons first conversation on the phone
C) Me and Shannon creating Dead Life
D) Me and Shannon at the Edge Signing
E) My Cena and Stacy Signings where I talked about Shannon
81. What is something you regret doing?: Not talking to Shannon for an entire day!
82. A random fact about you?: Shannon is one of my best friends.
83. Do you laugh easily or do you generally keep a straight face?: Me and Shannon have shared so many laughs.
84. Do you enjoy Caffiene, soda's, coffee or energy drinks?: Yes, but rarely because me and Shannon bounce off the walls when we drink too much of it.
85. If you had to live off a food for a solid week, which food do you think you could live off?: Me and Shannon would totally live off of Chicken Parmesan
86. If you could know the answer to any question in the world, what would you ask and why?: Why is Shannon so cool? Because I really wanna know how she came to be so cool..
87. Do you have any secrets you'll take with you to the grave?: No, because every secret I have I share with Shannon
88. Have you ever had any dreams in a foregin lanugage?: I had a dream once that me and Shannon were talking in Japanese.
89. How often do you pray?: I pray for Shannon to be happy everyday.
90. What is your favorite era entertainment wise?:: The era that Shannon was born into. Which, since she's turning 14 this year would be 1991.
91. What is your favorite Disney song?: "Shannon And The Beast" :)
92. Have you ever met an important political figure like a mayor or the president?: Are you saying Shannon is not an important person? Well, fuck you then.
93. Do you wear any jewelry or assesories?: I wear my trademark earrings...and Shannon is getting me some kickass earrings because she said she would. And once I get those, I will wear them everyday since Shannon touched them!
94. Do you like working in the yard?: No but me and Shannon like to lay in the grass and look at the clouds. We also enjoy frollicking in fields of lillies holding hands with Alf and Pikachu.
95. Are you a leader or a follower?: I'd follow Shannon anywhere!
96. If you could have any kind of hairstyle, what would you get and why?: I'm gonna dye my hair a really dark brown to look more like Shannon!
97. If you could master any talent, what would you want to master and why?: I'd master Shannon's ability to take ruling pictures on her digital camera through a mirror!
98. What is your favorite newspaper comic strip?: Whatever Shannon likes to read, then I do too.
99. Have you or would you ever consider hitchhiking?: I'd totally hitchike to Shannon's house in Glace Bay!
100. If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?: Howie. But Shannon said I could put Cena here too, so I would have Howie or Cena :)