For those of you who don't know... Jonny D and the Footwah are River Run partners for this May's festivities on the Suwannee River. Beligerent, Degenerate Chaos will insue and the river will never be the same again. The Yak Attack will leave it's mark on the ol' Suwannee and every RR to come shall never be the same again... for Foote and D have ( Read more... )

For all of you sports fans, today the former University of Miami running back Clinton Portis agreed to a contract with the Washington Redskins that makes him the highest paid running back in league history... $50.5 million over 8 years with $17 million in bonuses. That makes me happy as shit, minus the fact that the skins are paying a guy that kind ( Read more... )

So during this visit to Gainesville, I found myself getting a sickening feeling quite often when I saw all of my friends in their element in their great town. Driving to Tijuana Flats and realizing that the damn football stadium is the center of campus and merely on the other side of the street didn't help that feeling either. Knowing that two ( Read more... )

Going up to Gainesville, again, for the 3rd time in 10 days. This time the occasion is Lancelot's party/Casey's bday if she's not too cool to hang out. I'm headin up to the swamp with Anthony, Drinnan, Mitch and Richard and will have a merry time. For all of my favorite Gainesvillians, my cell phone is broken and cannot find #'s in it, so if you ( Read more... )

So when guys on our team hop the fence to the field on off days, I get in a lot of trouble with Ms. Julie Reeves. Well, today I wake up to hear that our friends visiting from the north, Univ of Michigan, has decided to practice at 9am, after I told them they couldn't. Well, the gates to field aren't open, so guess what all 60 of them decide to do ( Read more... )

I really dislike coming back from visiting a really cool place, ie. Denver, Tally, Gville, etc. It makes me remember how shitty this town is. I really hate hanging out with friends that I never see and then having to come back to this shithole. Oh well ( Read more... )

So apparently I separated my shoulder against Davidson on Sunday, but continued to play the rest of the game. You could have fooled me... sometimes adrenaline is the greatest drug out there. Scoring a goal with one good arm isn't so bad. However, the pain has kicked in and these pain killers just aren't workin so well. Off to bed I go so that I ( Read more... )

Holy Hot Sauce... I just tried out the newest hot sauce to my vast collection and found that Desert Trading Company's XXX Hot Sauce is a great concoction of Habanero Peppers and Vinegar. It is so good to the tounge and so evil to the stomach, just the way I like it ( Read more... )

Here you stand seething with guilt ( Read more... )

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