I feel sick just lookin at it

[jforward]

So I start my lunch break today late and have to practically inhale a PB&J. When I get back to work, it's someone's birthday, so of course they're celebrating with food. Our office is filled with pizzas, bread rolls, a huge veggie tray and the biggest chocolate cake I've ever friggin seen! I mean, this thing is bigger than a basketball - you need a

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[skatekwondo]

My new nickname for you is Jiggly Puff. Werd.

[jforward]

...but that's the thing - I'm NOT a jiggly puff! Everyone else around here is.

[skatekwondo]

I'm still going to call you Jiggly Puff.

[jforward]

Call me jiggly puff, and I'm going to call you jelly belly! >:)
Werd to ya motha