I wasn’t sure if I could do an entry. I mean how the fuck do you say anything that means anything about anyone or anything following those two words. “Just once”. Wow! My heart was pounding. I can’t remember the last time I felt so infuckincredible. First off it was because it was about me… secondly it seemed to say all I wanted to hear. She always ( Read more... )

Man did I deal with every fuckin emotion in the book yesterday. Was crushed and thought I had been abandoned once again. Overreacting to the absence of someone I’ve grown to love tremendously ( Read more... )

I’ve got one of those remotes with my TV and cable that works everything. One button turns on the TV, Cable and DVD/VHS player all at once. So, I’m sittin here tryin to turn these fuckin things on and somehow something’s gotten screwed up ( Read more... )

Finally after all this time it’s happened. Years and years have gone by and with the exception of each year for the Super Bowl it never happens. We bought a clock and IT has Roman fuckin numerals on it. Finally days and days of useless teachings at school are coming in handy ( Read more... )

Did you know the average annual salary of a stripper increases based on the size of the boobs ( Read more... )

I have always considered myself somewhat of a romantic. Anytime I got myself in a relationship I would only allow things to go as far as the emotions felt was right. In fact I was a virgin until I was 21 because I wanted to be in love when I did it. Even lost a girlfriend or two with that policy. Now of course those of you that have been reading ( Read more... )

Pink fuckin socks… my fuckin socks are pink. A couple weeks ago she turned my gray boxer briefs purple and now my socks… PINK! So I’m sittin here in the office with purple underwear and pink fuckin socks ( Read more... )

So not much of an entry today. Just #96 along with text from some recent convos…

Day two of shirtless Funk pic in my gallery and reactions seem to be going well.

Lollipop lady : omg where you been hiding that picture ( Read more... )

Do you realize that in about 20 years I’m probably going to be a grandparent? When I used to go over to my grandparents for whatever I’d walk in to the sounds of Frank Sinatra, Bing Crosby or Glen Miller. Shit like that and I grew to appreciate it even though I complained about it while I was there. What’s funny is I bet they thought to themselves ( Read more... )

Man what a plethora of emotions I’ve experienced the last couple of nights. I feel like my heart and head are about to fuckin explode. If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would definitely be lost. I almost walked away… she almost walked away… she almost walked away too… and she decided to PM me and just totally attack everything ( Read more... )