Who is the 1337est h4x0rz?

[jhackeresq]

Many of men have pondered this question, and few have truly found a fullfilling answer. From Archimedes to Steve Jobs, the grand master of widgets, men have searched from the stars into their own souls for a solution. Who is the 1337est h4x0rz? In order to answer that question, I think it is necessary to define what is meant by 1337, and what is

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[oboesrule]

When I read number 8, I first thought it said, "is actually paler than summer in winter" and i was like, "ouch! I'm not that pale!" then I actually read it. Hahah.

I will NOT be posting a resume.

please post resumés!

[jhackeresq]

Come on ya'll and even you summer, I know you love pwning n00bs as much as the next h4x0r, so dont be shy and strut your stuff!

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I AM SUCH A 1337 HAX0R I JUST DONT HAVE TIME YOU KNOW CUZ I GOTTA PWN THOSE N00BS LIKE ALL TEH TIME!!!!111!

SO j00 KNOW WHAT!!
I TOTALLY WIN BECAUSE I'M JUST LIKE BOOM HEADSHOT OH YEAH SOOO GuD!!!!1111!!

MY NAME IS |3 |2 | + + @ |\| `| FAUST BUT j00 ALREADY KNEW THAT BECAUSE I PWN'D j00 YESTERDAY!!111111111111111one!!!

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[anonymous]

rofl liek i pwn noobs @ 20 noobs/sec LOL see cause its liek im so pro liek that guys comin around the corner, BOOM HEADSHOT

i hax this site 2 be here 4 pwnin noobs 2 show my skillz roflamolol

jonah = n00b lmao