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[jhizouse]

So a man walked into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder, went up to the bar tender, and said "ill have a wiskey and a half pint for Tiny, here". The bar tender said, "Well, why do you call him Tiny?

"duh" said the man "he's my newt."

hahahahaha. new favorite joke.

Comments

[thinkpink720]

my newt...sounds like minute (not as in time, but as in small)