Around 11:59 PM on May 13th, 2005...

I GREW A PAIR OF TESTICLES!!!

Yay :)  Yes, it did take him calling me, and me being super awkward in my asking, but still, I am taking Driskey to my prooom!  Biggest weight just lifted off my shoulders.  ::massive amounts of sighs of relief::

America...
America...
America, FUCK YEAH!
Coming again, to save the mother fucking day yeah,
America, FUCK YEAH!
Freedom is the only way yeah,
Terrorist your game is through cause now you have to answer too,
America, FUCK YEAH!
So lick my butt, and suck on my balls,
America, FUCK YEAH!
What you going to do when we come for you now,
it’s the dream that we ( Read more... )

...I have an announcement to make!

My parents are going to the Cape Tuesday night! This means...WHO WANTS TO DRINK AT MY HOUSE ON A TUESDAY NIGHT!?!?!?!??!

I don't want too many people, just some, but I would like to get trashed, haven't done that in a while...

So who wants to come drinkin' with me and Guids!?!?

I haven't liked work so much since The Cow (Which will always remain the best job in the entire world, and I am psyched to get back there). So it was Mother's day, and it wasn't bad at all, even though there were 350 people! My team was me, Danielle (She's really cool) and DAN DAN THE WATER MAN!!! Who just so happens to be my third grade teacher ( Read more... )

This week, stressful, but an alright week. Got what I needed to have done done, for the most part ( Read more... )

So before I get to my gazillians of quizzes, I have a few things to say.

I really like working at Spring Valley, either that, or I just really like working with Sara.  Because I bet if she wasn't there, I wouldn't like it as much.  Seeign as though we are almost the same person.  LoL.  But really, would it be as awesome without her?  I like Audrey ( Read more... )

I picked up my first check, $118.94 for TWO days!!! Love it, I feel loaded. Also did Eddie's laundry for $10, now I have gas in my car! Yay ( Read more... )

...Start drinking heavily ( Read more... )

Quick Updates ( Read more... )

First Best Friend: Katie Cote
First real kiss: Scott P. from the Cape
First real break-up: Maybe Chris J...
First screen name the first i member is: JHoneydoll
First self purchased album: Reacharound, "Who's Tommy Cooper?" Still the sickest CD ever... 
First funeral: Never been to one
First pets: Whiskers!
First piercing/tattoo: Ears when I was in 4th ( Read more... )