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jhordashbytel

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May 19, 2005 13:44

i've been condsidering it a lot lately and the more i think about it the more i think i'd like to become a pirate. a lot of people might scoff at this. oh sure, they say, pirates are lots of fun... they plunder and swing around big cutlases and wear funny clothes and talk in hilarious imitatable accents. sure they swashbuckle and skulldugg and they ( Read more... )

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fantasykaligirl May 20 2005, 06:54:47 UTC

aye aye cap'n. remember you used to say cap'n for some reason to me...maybe you had me call you that for a while.

it's weird to think how far back we go. at least you'll have many ducks to feed for every time you pull into a harbor to steal treasures, you'll find ducks. you'll see pink butterflies too...as well as yellow ones. you'll see the beautiful night sky with all the stars for there will be no light pollution in the middle of nowhere. too bad there arent random ballerinas around...however if you use your imginations bottle-nosed dolphins may fit the situation. :o)

jhordashbytel May 20 2005, 07:01:23 UTC

my mighty vessel will be powered by dolphin crap and my crew will dine daily on butterfly paste.

piratesinsanity May 23 2005, 05:48:16 UTC

A friend directed me to this entry. My comment is: set sails and full speed ahead! We can always use another buccaneer.

jhordashbytel May 24 2005, 05:29:30 UTC

oh boy oh boy. first stop: homosexual party boat. they always have such nice things.

piratesinsanity May 24 2005, 15:14:27 UTC

So do we just plunder their things, or just take the whole damn ship. I vote for taking the ship. Two ships are better then one.

Second stop: south pole. We'll be needing some penguins.

jhordashbytel May 25 2005, 16:57:42 UTC

well by extension their ship must be nice. so yes.

hmm i was operating under the assumption that our crew was largely composed of penguins... but hey you can never have too many penguins. and since we're going all that way we may as well pick up some ice while we're there. you know for parties and stuff.

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x_sketchy_x May 24 2005, 04:29:07 UTC

You can only be a pirate if I can be the parrot on your shoulder, mate.

jhordashbytel May 24 2005, 05:27:21 UTC

gee i was thinking of having a pirate queen or something but if you'd rather be a parrot i won't stop you.

Appreciate x_sketchy_x June 2 2005, 03:38:18 UTC

mmmm i love you.

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