the cat just attempted to pounce on my lap, just as i was getting up to uhh...do something. damned if I remember what.
she had a devastating realization mid-air that her intended landing pad had vanished.
now she is not happy with me. not happy at all.
This semester, the question most frequently asked by my professors is ( Read more... )

A common argument that many people use to argue against the Catholic faith tends to focus on infallibility ( Read more... )

Well, I was going to ask a friend if she wanted to share a quiche with me, but she wasn't there, and I didn't notice i had picked up a can of condensed milk rather than evaporated milk until i was pouring it into the ham and swiss quiche, thinking "I don't think it's *supposed* to be that consistency ( Read more... )

ears are hot, but heart is cold.

sometimes, chemistry is just too much to contend with.
and you have to ask,
just what the fuck do I see in this person anyway?

why doesn't common sense matter?

and all of you, who love God, are obliged to be his slaves ( Read more... )

mom finally figured out how to work aim.

Raph informs me that I Will Fear No Evilseems to be written by an extremely horny space monkey on crack ( Read more... )

Bethlehem, PA:
Locals celebrate New Year by dropping a giant peep.
That's right. A fucking huge marshmallow chicken.Well, a giant imitation of a marshmallow chicken ( Read more... )

say you have reason to worry that an old flame of yours
is gone

but maybe you had something beautiful, spontaneous, creative

destructive disasterous
(never more than a dream really)

with this person
once

If you want to stop crying sometime this lifetime
do not fucking watch "Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind"

at my uncle's birthday party tonight, we played DDR ( Read more... )