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[jiffyishpbj]

Ask me six questions. Any six, no matter how personal, private or random, I have to answer them honestly.

Then in turn, you have to post this message in your own journal.

It will be fun....... I FUCKING PROMISE!!!!!!!!!!

If you do it to me I'll do it to you HARDER AND LONGER!!!

Comments

[mandalay49]

1.) If you were a fat lesbian what would your name be?
2.) When was the first day of your last period?
3.) Does your vagina suck in people when you get mad at them?
4.) Would you rather fuck Carnie Wilson, Maya Angelou, or Oprah (all in their fattest)
5.) In your professional opinion, who would be the best MANCHURIAN CANDIDATE 2004?
6.) What do you think about babies shitting in their diapers?

[jiffyishpbj]

1. Carlos Santana
2. April 9th 4098
3. No, just when I'm pleased with them.
4. Maya Angelou, so she could talk dirty to me afterwards!
5. Heather Porchout
6. I kill them.

[friendinquotes]

1- Why are we so fucking cool?
2- Where is my pink Coach?
3- If you were a straight man would you still love me?
4- What would your "Lifetime" movie be about?
5- How is your porn career goin?
6- Aren't I cool? I don't know another question because it is like 4 in the morning....so you get stuck with these lame ass ones.

holla back!

[jiffyishpbj]

1. Because we are BLESSED
2. In the store, calling your name!
3. DUH, I would love you and hump your leg.
4. Falling down the stairs with a handgun and making a big scene in a resturaunt cuz someone poisoned me!
5. It's alright, I wish I could get a scene with well we'll just call him jo....I MEAN kyle...yeahhh kyle....
6. LAME ASS QUESTIONS ARE OKAY!

Re: holla back!

[friendinquotes]

Why would you only hump my leg?

Re: holla back!

[jiffyishpbj]

Alright, alright, I would hump your face!?

BONESSA!!

[vanessamarie3]

1. what do you think of queer eye for the straight guy?
2. Would you date a black guy?
3. If dared to, would you get your groove on and dance with the Senator? :)
4. Fav porno title?
5. Last song you listened to?
6. Whats your strange talent?

Re: BONESSA!!

[jiffyishpbj]

1. I don't care for them.
2. No
3. Fuck yeah, he's hot!
4. "Stick your butt in my face!!!!"
5. Fanny Pack - Camel Toe
6. Dropping down and getting my eagle on!

[kdreamer8]

1. How drunk would you have to be to sleep with me?
2. What is your best sex scenario?
3. Why do big boats scare you?
4. Why do people like animals so much?
5. Could I entice you with this lovely rocking chair?
6. If you owned your own purse company what would it be called?

now you are morally and spiritually obligated to answer these questions and ask me 6 as well.
This contract is binding!!!

[jiffyishpbj]

1. Sober
2. I want to in a kitchen SO BAD...i dunno why!
3. FUCK YOU!
4. Companionship?
5. Why yes, of course!
6. JASHLEY