He's bloody, smelly and socially unacceptable

[jiggercat]

But I am sure he will get the job done. I mean really, what can you say about a guy that pisses all over himself, has blood running down his forehead AND is absolutely convinced he is the sexiest thing on the planet

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Sexy sexy

[weldmaster80]

THATS WHAT I"VE BEEN DOING WRONG!! I've not pissed on my self in years, THAT MUST be why finding a lover is so hard for me. I will take this fasion tip and start useing it RIGHT away. B4 long the chicks will be fawning over me. :)

Re: Sexy sexy

[jiggercat]

You do and you'll be sleeping with the goats! ;P

Re: Sexy sexy

[morgaath]

I think he wants to sleep with the chickens, not the goats.
He did say the 'chicks will be fawning over me' after all.