What: Obviously this is Ash's fault.
Format: [Action]
Warning: Boobs. Dat ass.
[She has three seconds to feel smug before she feels her swept off the floor with a shriek of protest that somehow doesn't sound very upset about this situation. Sliding her arms around his neck, she snuggles up close to lay a heated kiss to his shoulder.]
Well now I have to take a shower you brute.
[Given she's now wearing only some pink panties, he can feel how much she's rubbing up against him, putting lies to her words.]