SpongeBob: "I'm ready... promotion. I'm ready... promotion." [Later] "I'm ready... depression."

[jiggymarie]

Hahaha... I'm such a loser. You might note the delay in posting this entry. It's because I definitely typed it all up last night, and then left the computer without actually posting it. I woke up to find it still on my computer (un-posted) this morning. If you continue reading, you might understand why. I'm such a lousy drunk. Hahaha. Anyway... on

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"Dang!... You ever take it off any sweet jumps? "

[ex_emmasue]

Wasn't Napoleon Dynamite the funniest movie ever??? Or one of the funniest movies ever. Chris told me that the best part skipped though, "I could make that in like 5 seconds if I wanted to."

Are you going out for Dee's birthday tonight? It should prove to be good times!

"Do the chickens have large talons?"

"Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter."

"You know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff. "

"It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done."