Comments | jign_jake: Fuckin a! im livin forever

jign_jake

Fuckin a! im livin forever

Feb 08, 2006 10:10

After you die...
Unstuck in Time

After death, you will become unstuck in time, and re-live various moments of your life. Time will cease to exist. One moment you will be learning to catch butterflies, the next you will be using your walker to go to the bathroom. You will live on forever in this way, constantly reliving the sweetest and not so ( Read more... )

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joe_rigby February 8 2006, 21:14:21 UTC

It told me I was going to be a poltergeist.

THE SOW IS MINE.

I just love me some sow.

hancowson February 9 2006, 00:38:33 UTC

isn't that what you wanted?

quietchris1111 February 10 2006, 16:11:52 UTC

After you die...
the Beetlejuice Waiting Room

After death, you will end up in an overcrowded waiting room sitting beside Beetlejuice. You've been given the number 736 076 827 378 919 023, but they are currently serving number 3. Good Luck.

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