Three things you should always say to a guy you just started seeing who is clearly scared of you:
1. You love porn
2. You have and use your vibrator
3. You have handcuffs hanging on your door

Ahhhhh.......good times.
Karaoke tonight, should be interesting

Showa this weekend, my crafy skills are ready.

Girls are so weird…excerpts from a conversation last night:

Me “Hey, how are you? What are you doing?”
Said Friend “Good, just emailing James”
Me “But he gave you clymitia?! Why are you talking to him?!”
Said Friend “It’s the only STD I have gotten, I dunno”

I think that’s worse than recycling!

I'm alive...barely...

NO MORE ALCOHOL!!! until tomorrow;)

I'm back, I spent a week down in NYC for work, I got to shadow a marketing director for a day, which was awesome. They wined and dined me and I got to see Verizon's advertising agency, and sit in on a shoot, how AWESOME!...then I had 2 days of training, not so awesome ( Read more... )

Sooooo Colleen has all of her teeth back...fantastic

I am having the worst week of my life...I would prefer to loose 100 boyfriends over one best friend

The Oscars we’re good last night…I was impressed with the jew jokes, TRILOGY!

HA!

SO I am alive….barely…I am home in Boston ( Read more... )

So….I have an awful day yesterday for many reasons ( Read more... )

So last night we go to Bombers for Melissa’s Bday Margarita, big debacle including these events ( Read more... )

The weekend is over...i drank too much and watched a lot of hockey. It was awesome to see my girls and Rachel from the Real World Austin hangs out at the ruck!!!
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