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jillsandwiches

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Apr 05, 2009 00:29

...What.

This is insane.

We were in a suburb last night. Where the hell did this, uh, I don't know, ocean come from!? Did they move us to a new town while we were sleeping, or...

No. The house is still the same. They didn't move us, they moved the neighborhood... Beer faucets I could take, but this- this is impossible. I can't-

...Am I wearing a bikini

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tuppingl1berty April 5 2009, 06:52:29 UTC

You sure are!

I'm going to the beach to find a boat. Let's see them loop around from open ocean to somewhere inland.

jillsandwiches April 5 2009, 18:31:27 UTC

You don't have to sound so happy.

Hmm. Good idea. Knowing this place, though, the water's probably full of killer sharks or something.

tuppingl1berty April 5 2009, 19:59:10 UTC

You don't need to sound so glum. Sure we may be trapped here, but you've got to admit, there's worse places you could be trapped then a tropical paradise.

I'll just try to find a really sturdy boat.

jillsandwiches April 5 2009, 21:16:50 UTC

I guess. Are they trying to reward us or something?

Good luck. I doubt they'd be so stupid as to leave us an avenue of escape, but it's worth a shot.

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mayfield_mods April 5 2009, 19:15:43 UTC

Looking good, Jill!

jillsandwiches April 5 2009, 19:31:50 UTC

...Ugh. Get away from me.

rainbowbrush April 6 2009, 02:47:50 UTC

This might be insane, but I like it! I haven't seen bright sunlight like this in a long time.

jillsandwiches April 6 2009, 02:52:29 UTC

The weather's nice, I guess, but I could do without the wardrobe change. There's gotta be something else to wear.

rainbowbrush April 6 2009, 03:16:58 UTC

I like my clothes. They're cute! Why don't you like yours? Is it too sexy for you~?

jillsandwiches April 6 2009, 03:23:51 UTC

Y-Yeah, basically. I don't like the idea of being dressed up like a doll.

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sycophanticdick April 6 2009, 06:23:02 UTC

That is, um, most definitely and absolutely certainly a bikini.

jillsandwiches April 6 2009, 06:28:16 UTC

...Yeah. It is.

Eyes up here.

sycophanticdick April 6 2009, 06:40:06 UTC

Shit.

Ah, sorry!

one_punched April 6 2009, 07:06:35 UTC

Just now's a pretty funny time to be throwing around words like "impossible".

jillsandwiches April 6 2009, 14:43:35 UTC

I know. I guess I should be used to this by now, but it's not getting any easier.

one_punched April 7 2009, 03:31:54 UTC

Yeah. There's got to be a reason why they're screwing around with us like this. You got any ideas, Valentine?

jillsandwiches April 7 2009, 03:55:24 UTC

No idea. That little boy mentioned something about "spring break", I think.

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