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jillsandwiches

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Apr 13, 2009 01:25

Hey, guys, I hate to be playing into the whole sexist thing here, but I've gotta get out of this creepy house. I went ahead and took a job as a waitress to kill time. It's weird, though. As soon as I showed up for work, the drones were acting like I'd worked there my whole life...

It's not any different from the pictures in the house, so I'm not ( Read more... )

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rainbowbrush April 13 2009, 05:33:28 UTC

Don't be silly, mommy! You've been a waitress for a long time now!

jillsandwiches April 13 2009, 05:36:10 UTC

...Mommy?

Relm!?

rainbowbrush April 13 2009, 05:44:18 UTC

Yes, mommy? Did you have a long day at work? Can I help you cook dinner?

jillsandwiches April 13 2009, 05:47:15 UTC

Relm, it's me, Jill! Snap out of it! This isn't you!

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1/2 tuppingl1berty April 13 2009, 06:13:48 UTC

*walking by*

You know, I could go for a sandwich...

"Jill's Sandwiches"? I wonder if...

2/2 tuppingl1berty April 13 2009, 06:14:13 UTC

It is you!?

jillsandwiches April 13 2009, 06:15:25 UTC

No.

Laughing.

tuppingl1berty April 13 2009, 06:17:36 UTC

Wasn't this place "Bob's Sandiwches" yesterday?

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sycophanticdick April 13 2009, 06:19:46 UTC

Is there something wrong with sandwiches?

jillsandwiches April 13 2009, 06:21:34 UTC

It's-

...Never mind. It's a stupid joke, let's just leave it at that.

sycophanticdick April 13 2009, 06:24:46 UTC

Fine by me. I think I've heard enough stupid jokes to last me a long, long time already.

normal_anomaly April 13 2009, 13:19:27 UTC

You know, I really shouldn't be fazed by this. I really shouldn't. I would curse out my humanity, but then I'd sound like one of those villains who's been hitting the Nietzsche too hard.

What's wrong with the name? I mean, aside from how the locals have been treating you and the sudden name change.

jillsandwiches April 13 2009, 17:53:55 UTC

It's a stupid joke from back home, never mind. More importantly, Kyon, Relm... She's been brainwashed.

normal_anomaly April 14 2009, 00:30:31 UTC

Yeah, I...learned that one the hard way. Any idea what she did to get the chief on her case?

jillsandwiches April 14 2009, 01:16:52 UTC

No. It's my fault, I should have been watching her. I won't let this happen again.

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creepybabyface April 14 2009, 15:15:50 UTC

You make sandwiches?

jillsandwiches April 14 2009, 18:59:33 UTC

I do now, I guess. Why, you hungry?

creepybabyface April 14 2009, 19:04:36 UTC

A little. What kind of sandwiches do you make?

jillsandwiches April 14 2009, 19:20:24 UTC

Heh, the kitchen's pretty well-stocked. What kind would you like?

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