Choke on my fuck.

[jillybean81]

benfoldsfivealive: This morning before I got in the shower I was standing naked in my bathroom with the door closed (hello, door closed = privacy wanted) trying on those new ribbon undies (WHICH BTW, they do fall off when you pull the ribbon!) and mom busts down the door and goes "have you seen the phone!?"
felixtague: *laugh*
benfoldsfivealive:

Comments

[bsingin64]

Damn, that is a classic! Ya gotta love the way God throws us into these types of situations eh?! Crazyness.

Happy New year

BTW...wanna show the LJ community those ribbon undies??? we need valentine suprises too ! hehe

Ciao

[jesspark]

Dude, woman, you must tell me where you got those undies! :D

[bsingin64]

Dude, woman, you must tell me your phone number.
haha

Re:

[bsingin64]

well, i must say, i've not had the pleasure. But if ya wanna get your imature, insecure ass over here, your welcome to try. IM FUCKING WITH HER. I'm just being playful. Dont get your panties in a bind.

No harm meant, ok Jessica? Sorry i offended your "boy"-thing

~me