Some of us had too much time on our hands yesterday...

[jillyfishie]

Gigantic birthday wishes filled with showtunes, carb-free cake, and lots of non-annoying people to my fabulous pal, miss_soap!!!
And now, without further ado...

"WHO WANTS TO BE OUR FRIENDS?"
The New York City Edition!
The BRAND NEW HIT reality show to air somewhere in New York...someday...

THE CONCEPT!
bitzar, ev0lemi, sevensomething, and I are auditioning people to become our

Comments

[ev0lemi]

We should setup a velvet rope somewhere in midtown to audition people too.

The line would be down the block~!

[jillyfishie]

Emily! We don't want friends who hang out in midtown!

[bitzar]

We should indeed set up a velvet rope in midtown. It should stretch across Manhattan. We don't want "them" coming down here. We just need to decide on a street. I'm thinking either 23rd or 34th. 34th because of the Macys and H&M.

[jillyfishie]

A smashing plan! Well, considering the fact that Emily lives past 23rd St, the rope should probably be set on 34th...Actually, it should be set around 30th, so any stray Kmart shoppers don't mistakenly cross over.

[lourens]

If you aren't funny, you best be buying our beverages so you seem funnier.

LOL!!!

If I wasn't yer chum already, I'd totally apply!

[jillyfishie]

Hrm...Maybe we'll have our current friends reapply. We don't want to end up with too many unqualified friends in the end, especially after we have all these new ones fitting the criteria!

[soma_rosa_music]

oh shit - I am fucked then

[godgirl]

i dont live in new york, dont drink vodka, can't say i can afford to buy everyone drinks not am i privy to a large circle of hot single men to send round.

but since people may reapply, i figured, what the hell.

send any willing drink buyers who are accidentally london based my way. i could do with a stiff drink now and again.

my life is kind of "needy" right now. whoops. there goes my application!

[roybatty]

Wow, sounds like fun!

I am glad I got in before the contest began though. ;)

[sevensomething]

DOWN WITH PENISES!!

[soma_rosa_music]

shit...um....
thank fucking goodness I already know you.

[sevensomething]

You're on thin ice, missy!

[soma_rosa_music]

what else is new?

if I wasn't...I wouldn't know what to do with myself